When I first glanced at this title, I thought it said; “MillerKnoll employees threatened with extermination for speaking out about bonuses.” And you know what? I didn’t even raise an eyebrow. My coffee, warm and bubbly, slid smoothly down my throat. “Mm hmm.” I murdered and then my eyes slid to the next entry in the feed. “Hold up.” It was a *nottheonion*, might be interesting.
cheshire_kat7 says
How is this Oniony though?
Fake_William_Shatner says
When I first glanced at this title, I thought it said; “MillerKnoll employees threatened with extermination for speaking out about bonuses.” And you know what? I didn’t even raise an eyebrow. My coffee, warm and bubbly, slid smoothly down my throat. “Mm hmm.” I murdered and then my eyes slid to the next entry in the feed. “Hold up.” It was a *nottheonion*, might be interesting.
That reminds me, need another cup of coffee.