Microsoft’s changes to Xbox console leave Republicans outraged

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  1. Cryostatica says

    It hasn’t been “misread” by politicians. It’s being deliberately misrepresented.

  2. HomemadeBananas says

    This sounds like if you asked AI to write a story about how conservatives are angry about Xbox. I mean, I believe it, but wow.

  3. guerroconpollo says

    Not saving money on your electric bill to own the libs lol

  4. CrimsonToker707 says

    Seriously. Who the fuck looks at the Republican party and thinks “they’re doing good things, I’ll vote for them.” 🤦‍♂️

  5. sfenders says

    The future we’re getting seems to be somewhere between *Idiocracy* and *Paranoia* (1984).

  6. Bojack--Horseman says

    Snowflakes offended because user will be able to switch OFF console, and choose when update will be performed?

    XD

  7. wicktus says

    Glad to see some people have set their priorities to important issues like keeping your xbox in sleep mode rather than shut down /s

  8. xxpact says

    What doesn’t outrage the Republican Party now a days…

    The party gets outraged over anything, m&m, Christmas, thanksgiving.

    The entire party is just dedicated to be massive piss babies

  9. Doctor_Amazo says

    At first I had thought that the changes they made somehow made the X-Box less sexually alluring to Republicans… you know…. because as the M&Ms shit storm has shown, they want to fuck things that no one should be fucking.

    Anyway the reason why they’re mad at X-Box is even more fucking stupid than what I had thought it might be.

  10. MomentOfHesitation says

    “They’re a private company they can do whatever they want.”

    “Noooo not like that!”

  11. ReflectionEterna says

    Don’t conservatives hate video games?

  12. GlitteringNinja5 says

    >reduce the carbon impact

    Yeah right there. You lost the republicans right there.

  13. nankerjphelge says

    The Republican Party. The party whose platform consists of getting outraged over:

    * M&M’s
    * Dr. Seuss
    * Starbucks holiday cups
    * Sesame Street
    * Energy efficient gaming consoles
    * Imaginary Jewish space lasers
    * 10 trans school athletes in a country of 340 million people

  14. squidvalley says

    “First gas stoves, then your coffee, now they’re gunning for your Xbox,” Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) tweeted on Monday

    Okay obviously I’ll stop at nothing to end Xbox and gas stoves for the glory of Marx, but who is attacking coffee?

  15. bcanada92 says

    “The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common— they don’t change their views to fit the facts. They change the facts to fit their views.”

    The Fourth Doctor, in 1977’s “The Face Of Evil.”

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