At first I had thought that the changes they made somehow made the X-Box less sexually alluring to Republicans… you know…. because as the M&Ms shit storm has shown, they want to fuck things that no one should be fucking.
Anyway the reason why they’re mad at X-Box is even more fucking stupid than what I had thought it might be.
The Republican Party. The party whose platform consists of getting outraged over:
* M&M’s
* Dr. Seuss
* Starbucks holiday cups
* Sesame Street
* Energy efficient gaming consoles
* Imaginary Jewish space lasers
* 10 trans school athletes in a country of 340 million people
“The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common— they don’t change their views to fit the facts. They change the facts to fit their views.”
Cryostatica says
It hasn’t been “misread” by politicians. It’s being deliberately misrepresented.
HomemadeBananas says
This sounds like if you asked AI to write a story about how conservatives are angry about Xbox. I mean, I believe it, but wow.
guerroconpollo says
Not saving money on your electric bill to own the libs lol
CrimsonToker707 says
Seriously. Who the fuck looks at the Republican party and thinks “they’re doing good things, I’ll vote for them.” 🤦♂️
sfenders says
The future we’re getting seems to be somewhere between *Idiocracy* and *Paranoia* (1984).
Bojack--Horseman says
Snowflakes offended because user will be able to switch OFF console, and choose when update will be performed?
XD
wicktus says
Glad to see some people have set their priorities to important issues like keeping your xbox in sleep mode rather than shut down /s
xxpact says
What doesn’t outrage the Republican Party now a days…
The party gets outraged over anything, m&m, Christmas, thanksgiving.
The entire party is just dedicated to be massive piss babies
Doctor_Amazo says
At first I had thought that the changes they made somehow made the X-Box less sexually alluring to Republicans… you know…. because as the M&Ms shit storm has shown, they want to fuck things that no one should be fucking.
Anyway the reason why they’re mad at X-Box is even more fucking stupid than what I had thought it might be.
MomentOfHesitation says
“They’re a private company they can do whatever they want.”
“Noooo not like that!”
ReflectionEterna says
Don’t conservatives hate video games?
GlitteringNinja5 says
>reduce the carbon impact
Yeah right there. You lost the republicans right there.
nankerjphelge says
The Republican Party. The party whose platform consists of getting outraged over:
* M&M’s
* Dr. Seuss
* Starbucks holiday cups
* Sesame Street
* Energy efficient gaming consoles
* Imaginary Jewish space lasers
* 10 trans school athletes in a country of 340 million people
squidvalley says
“First gas stoves, then your coffee, now they’re gunning for your Xbox,” Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) tweeted on Monday
Okay obviously I’ll stop at nothing to end Xbox and gas stoves for the glory of Marx, but who is attacking coffee?
bcanada92 says
“The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common— they don’t change their views to fit the facts. They change the facts to fit their views.”
The Fourth Doctor, in 1977’s “The Face Of Evil.”