Man weighing more than four baby elephants dies after being bedridden for 5 years | Category: General Source
Korgoth420 says 4 baby elephants? This shows both our grotesque prosperity and our fear of the metric system.
supercyberlurker says My advice to people trying to lose weight is don’t start with diet or exercise. Start with therapy. Get it at the root.
NoMoreVillains says I like how this is in not the onion, as if it’s remotely surprising someone at that weight would die relatively young
mrtn17 says How tf should I know how much a baby elephant weighs. Or four. Aw man if we only invented some kind of universal measurement system, would be so handy
i-opener says Imagine being in that room when they added that 4th baby elephant to the other side of the scale and everything almost perfectly balanced for a second…before everyone realized they’d need a 5th baby elephant and they were all outta them.
Korgoth420 says
4 baby elephants?
This shows both our grotesque prosperity and our fear of the metric system.
supercyberlurker says
My advice to people trying to lose weight is don’t start with diet or exercise.
Start with therapy. Get it at the root.
dystrophin says
616 lbs according to the article.
plashepen says
how does this fit the sub?
JeffBroccoli says
600lb man dies at 60 years old
This is news?
NoMoreVillains says
I like how this is in not the onion, as if it’s remotely surprising someone at that weight would die relatively young
Thatsayesfirsir says
Maybe 1 grown elephant then? 🐘 jeeeez
kohminrui says
He couldn’t have been feeding himself. There must have been an enabler.
-LastActionHero says
“Man weighing over 50,000 pennies dies for some reason.”
mrtn17 says
How tf should I know how much a baby elephant weighs. Or four. Aw man if we only invented some kind of universal measurement system, would be so handy
JulPollitt says
They prob had to call the fire department to get him out of the house
DebiMoonfae says
Not oniony, its completely believable
axyz77 says
African or Indian elephants?
i-opener says
Imagine being in that room when they added that 4th baby elephant to the other side of the scale and everything almost perfectly balanced for a second…before everyone realized they’d need a 5th baby elephant and they were all outta them.
SloppyMeathole says
He was barely 600lbs…. That’s like the average Texan.