Man used machete on skateboarder he thought was a fish, police say

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  1. DaveOJ12 says

    That title is just crazy.

  2. PabstBlueRibbon1844 says

    As one does!

  3. dudewithahumanhead says

    r/BrandNewSentence/

  4. MindWandererB says

    Sounds… fishy.

  5. emilyeverafter says

    I went to the article wondering if it was even vaguely possible for him to mistake a man for a fish. Was he in water? Was the machete thrown from a distance?

    The article did not give me any closure

  6. reasonablekenevil says

    I think he’s got him on a technicality there.

  7. Kalabula says

    Has it been confirmed that the skateboarder wasn’t a fish?

  8. Gobiego says

    Drugs are bad mkay?

  9. half_baked_opinion says

    Okay, clearly this guy has anger issues and shouldn’t have had a machete in the first place.

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