emilyeverafter says I went to the article wondering if it was even vaguely possible for him to mistake a man for a fish. Was he in water? Was the machete thrown from a distance? The article did not give me any closure
half_baked_opinion says Okay, clearly this guy has anger issues and shouldn’t have had a machete in the first place.
DaveOJ12 says
That title is just crazy.
PabstBlueRibbon1844 says
As one does!
dudewithahumanhead says
r/BrandNewSentence/
MindWandererB says
Sounds… fishy.
emilyeverafter says
I went to the article wondering if it was even vaguely possible for him to mistake a man for a fish. Was he in water? Was the machete thrown from a distance?
The article did not give me any closure
reasonablekenevil says
I think he’s got him on a technicality there.
Kalabula says
Has it been confirmed that the skateboarder wasn’t a fish?
Gobiego says
Drugs are bad mkay?
half_baked_opinion says
Okay, clearly this guy has anger issues and shouldn’t have had a machete in the first place.