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It’s mine and I want it back
Never take that free drink at the bar guys.
[Not the first time a guy had to pawn off a gift his GF didn’t like.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUmp-9mSraU)
So there I was walking back to my car at the mall…
I doubt he’ll get a long stretch
How big was it? I might know a buyer.
Maybe it was detachable?
I’ve frequently been asked to pay for a non-severed one behind the mall…
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
Dicks sporting goods
*South Africa Consumer Protection Act 2008:*
*Processed and Packaged Meat Products must have:*
*1) The number, quantity, measure, weight or gauge of the goods.*
*2) The name of the producer of the goods.*
*3) The ingredients of which the goods consist, or material of which the goods are made, including a plain language description
of the animal from which any particles, portions or constituents of meat were derived, e.g. Water Buffalo, Horse, Donkey etc.*
*4) The mode of manufacturing or producing the goods.*
..*no low balls, i know what i have!*
Guess it was a shlong day
“Hey, uhhm uh, got any human horn?”