Man sues neighbour he had paid to impregnate his wife and failed after 72 different ‘attempts’

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  1. Sad_King_Billy-19 says

    Gotta admire him for not giving up

  2. chewithacapitalc says

    the first time this story appeared was 45 years ago, a friend of mine in germany researched it and the court in stuttgart told him that there was no case in the archives of 1978, so its a hoax

  3. MoeGreenVegas says

    71 that he knows about

  4. Few-School-3869 says

    Come on, Bob, just one more year of trying, I feel like we’re almost there, we’ve almost got it

  5. francois_du_nord says

    Tough duty, paid to have sex with a ‘former beauty quieen. I wish that guy was my neighbor, I’d happily take his money.

  6. NinjaLanternShark says

    Good show.

    This is peak NotTheOnion.

  7. Aleyla says

    > When Traute did not get pregnant after six months, Soupolos insisted Maus go for a medical examination which revealed he was sterile as well. Mau’s wife was then forced to confess Maus was not the real father of her two kids.

    >In his defence, Maus said he did not ‘guarantee’ conception, but only that he would give a ‘honest’ shot at it.

    This is just hilarious.

  8. Not_Cleaver says

    I feel at a certain point the wife knew it wasn’t going to work, but liked guy number two a bit better than her husband.

    Though to be fair it took my wife and I a bit longer to realize that our failure to conceive was due to me.

  9. Rangerdth says

    The article is old as the Internet.

  10. buzzonga says

    “I’ll take things that never happened for $500, Alex”.

  11. Stebsis says

    Do what you must, I have already won!

  12. 88leo says

    Can’t keep a good man down

  13. Slainna says

    72? That’s a whole ass affair at that point 😆

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