> Deputies were able to track down Dejesus at a gas station and arrest him on Wednesday. He was charged with burglary, trespassing and theft.
> According to the report, Evangelical Christian School stated they would be changing the locks on the front gate to better secure the school.
I hope that Evangelical Christian School also told the sheriff that they don’t want the man prosecuted over such a trivial, virtually undetectable offense.
I will send them a pair of boxers and a packet of sunflower seeds if that will make them happier.
gnurdette says
> Deputies were able to track down Dejesus at a gas station and arrest him on Wednesday. He was charged with burglary, trespassing and theft.
> According to the report, Evangelical Christian School stated they would be changing the locks on the front gate to better secure the school.
I hope that Evangelical Christian School also told the sheriff that they don’t want the man prosecuted over such a trivial, virtually undetectable offense.
I will send them a pair of boxers and a packet of sunflower seeds if that will make them happier.
curlyfreak says
His name is Of Jesus? He belongs there.
trailhikingArk says
Was he wearing the boxers? Talk about burying the lede.