Man steals boxers and sunflower seeds after wandering around Evangelical Christian School for 11 hours

| Category: General

Reddit Image
Source

image

Filed Under: General

« Weighty problem: Sumo wrestlers force Japan Airlines to add extra flight
Teen admits to filming TikTok prank of him assaulting people at Wortham Park: ‘I didn’t mean it’ »

Comments

  1. gnurdette says

    > Deputies were able to track down Dejesus at a gas station and arrest him on Wednesday. He was charged with burglary, trespassing and theft.

    > According to the report, Evangelical Christian School stated they would be changing the locks on the front gate to better secure the school.

    I hope that Evangelical Christian School also told the sheriff that they don’t want the man prosecuted over such a trivial, virtually undetectable offense.

    I will send them a pair of boxers and a packet of sunflower seeds if that will make them happier.

  2. curlyfreak says

    His name is Of Jesus? He belongs there.

  3. trailhikingArk says

    Was he wearing the boxers? Talk about burying the lede.

  • Learned
  • Explain