Zaelesh says That article isn’t giving enough details. What flavor Hot Pocket was it? Was the roommate warned beforehand?
slipskinny says It must have been one of the new flavors like pepperoni sausage pizza. I would fight over that.
2_Sheds_Jackson says > They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money ’cause I still haven’t seen a nickel of that million dollars.
Zaelesh says
That article isn’t giving enough details. What flavor Hot Pocket was it? Was the roommate warned beforehand?
Few-School-3869 says
What they had that sweet, sweet ham and cheese on their mind all day
RB30DETT says
*this is america.*
slipskinny says
It must have been one of the new flavors like pepperoni sausage pizza. I would fight over that.
blowthepoke says
Damn, Bill Murray has really let himself go.
Iamanediblefriend says
I mean….
CustosEcheveria says
Understandable, have a nice day
ManyFacedGodxxx says
I mean, the LAST Hot Pocket?! /s
MrAbadeer says
When the punishment fits the crime.
HoopOnPoop says
(Jim Gaffigan voice) “Attempted Murder Pocket!”
Taint-kicker says
Fuckin hot pockets are a god damn lie. You have to supply the heat for them.
DaveOJ12 says
Is that really the article title?
Nope, of course it isn’t.
2_Sheds_Jackson says
> They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money ’cause I still haven’t seen a nickel of that million dollars.
TotalData says
Man, what would they do for a Klondike bar?
CataclysmDM says
I don’t condone it.
But I understand it.