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That article isn’t giving enough details. What flavor Hot Pocket was it? Was the roommate warned beforehand?
What they had that sweet, sweet ham and cheese on their mind all day
*this is america.*
It must have been one of the new flavors like pepperoni sausage pizza. I would fight over that.
Damn, Bill Murray has really let himself go.
Understandable, have a nice day
I mean, the LAST Hot Pocket?! /s
When the punishment fits the crime.
(Jim Gaffigan voice) “Attempted Murder Pocket!”
Fuckin hot pockets are a god damn lie. You have to supply the heat for them.
Is that really the article title?
Nope, of course it isn’t.
> They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money ’cause I still haven’t seen a nickel of that million dollars.
Man, what would they do for a Klondike bar?
I don’t condone it.
But I understand it.