Man Killed by 40 Crocodiles After Falling Into Enclosure

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  1. aRandomFox-II says

    What’s with the left/center/right bar?

  2. manorwomanhuman says

    The 38th croc was just there to watch.

  3. InflamedLiver says

    There’s a horrifying way to die.

  4. Mirabolis says

    Technically only one of them killed the guy, though wording it that way does avoid the crocodiles arguing over who gets credit. Co-authorship, of a sort.

  5. PM_Me_ThicccThings says

    To shreds you say…

  6. Nail_Biterr says

    That beats my previous record – I was killed by 37 Crocodiles.

  7. charliehustles says

    fuckyouinparticular

  8. facebook_twitterjail says

    Could’ve sped up the process by throwing a sting ray into the enclosure.

  9. aproposinadvance says

    the title is a bit misleading p sure he was dead by the time the third croc had a go

  10. bookcreative says

    Live by the croc, die by the croc. Rest in croc.

  11. RegdarSon says

    I read it as a man killed 40 crocs and was stunned and amazed, the real title makes much more sense.

  12. Wrexem says

    For some reason my brain skipped the “by” there and I was going to be impressed. Instead, just dummy.

  13. MrNothingmann says

    I feel like this is the rare “quick and painful” death.

  14. Fortune86 says

    When a bunch of crocodiles put more effort into a group project than the men who killed Caeser.

  15. EliseNoelle says

    “Madame Rose, what can you tell me about my future?”

    “Madame Rose sees all but you may not like what you hear! Be forewarned…”

    “Please, I must know…how will I die? Car accident? Poor health but surrounded by my loving family?”

    “You will die at age 72, eaten alive by crocodiles”

    “……….”

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