Old warehouse job I had I absolutely would do this. I had no actual “duties” they just told me to make sure to take down the empty boxes and make sure the pathways are clear. Turns out all that meant is in the morning I would clear the paths which took maybe 30mins. The empty boxes were always just taken to be used as storage for other boxes so for 7 1/2 hours I would sit in the bathroom watching movies or tv shows occasionally going to my bosses office to talk the shit. I worked there for almost 2 years and never got caught and I got an amazing reference letter saying how hard I worked…ect. god I miss that job.
sgx71 says
Thats a little long …
I regularly take 2 for almost 10minutes.
Yes almost 2hours per week.
Just peace quiet and relax ….
As long as my work doesn’t suffer, my boss don’t mind.
I’m here, I’m paid by output, not hours
No_Usual_2251 says
Do NOOOOT go in there! Wooo!
Crack0n7uesday says
If you spend six hours a day on the toilet your going to get a prolapsed anus and some really bad hemorrhoids. Dude needs a doctor not a job.
marklar7 says
He was playing wordle the whole time.
Xx_BEERMANN_xX says
🎶 They make a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. 🎶
Vex_Appeal says
What a legend
FolsomPrisonHues says
Dude just got ToTK, I don’t blame him
schnozlord says
He had several daily duties
DiarrangusJones says
The real life 007 (0 skill, 0 motivation, 7 shit breaks / day)
meggylizd says
Costanza?
HumanAverse says
My legs fall asleep after 10 minutes.
Vaaniqium says
He just got Diablo IV on the Steam Deck
Cloudboy9001 says
Would this be quiet quitting or quiet shitting?
hananobira says
So you’re saying the limit is somewhere around 5.5 hours a day on your phone?
Imthewienerdog says
Old warehouse job I had I absolutely would do this. I had no actual “duties” they just told me to make sure to take down the empty boxes and make sure the pathways are clear. Turns out all that meant is in the morning I would clear the paths which took maybe 30mins. The empty boxes were always just taken to be used as storage for other boxes so for 7 1/2 hours I would sit in the bathroom watching movies or tv shows occasionally going to my bosses office to talk the shit. I worked there for almost 2 years and never got caught and I got an amazing reference letter saying how hard I worked…ect. god I miss that job.