>“It’s a completely useless procedure that never works and disfigures men, and could kill you,”
I saw one of those fat-injected penises once. It looked like a fat penis. Not like “phat!”, I mean like normal flabby body fat. Don’t do it guys, the ladies won’t be impressed.
At some point we might consider toning down the dick jokes. Any man who is actually stressing over his penis size needs to consider what other core issues are at play. A bigger penis isn’t going to improve your life unless maybe if you want a promotion in the porn industry. As long as it functions, your penis is not the cause of a dissatisfactory sex life.
CheesePizzaEnjoyer says
it not even worth doing it dont make it bigger
flomoloko says
C’mon OP, read the sidebar rules and guess which one you goofed on.
madmagicmaan says
The only rational course of action is death if a penis surgery goes wrong.
leythelobster says
But did he pass away with a big dick?
copyboy1 says
He died being a big dick?
Omnizoom says
He couldn’t handle the big dick , but atleast he died having one
vandergale says
Did it work?
hootertransport says
A little confusion on the part of thick as a pringles can ,and an actual Pringles can.
Loverboy21 says
I feel like you’ve got to hang it out his fly at the open casket, just out of respect.
taptapper says
>“It’s a completely useless procedure that never works and disfigures men, and could kill you,”
I saw one of those fat-injected penises once. It looked like a fat penis. Not like “phat!”, I mean like normal flabby body fat. Don’t do it guys, the ladies won’t be impressed.
bomemachi says
At some point we might consider toning down the dick jokes. Any man who is actually stressing over his penis size needs to consider what other core issues are at play. A bigger penis isn’t going to improve your life unless maybe if you want a promotion in the porn industry. As long as it functions, your penis is not the cause of a dissatisfactory sex life.
supercyberlurker says
Just going to [drop a link to a quest in Cyberpunk here](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Burning_Desire)
The dialogue during it is hilarious.
Atomaardappel says
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
Pristine_Walrus40 says
Yes i heard about that case.
The surgery went really well but he died from too little blood was getting to his brain, but he died a happy man.