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“Cocaine’s a hell of a drug”
HA! that’s what you get for stealing my pretzel!
So many questions – that I really don’t want the answers to.
I’d like to know where he found a seagull with an alley on it.
We used to call seagulling trying to pick up the girls that were the friends of the girl that your best mate was talking to, so this is quite a new definition
How’s the seagul doing?
Definition of needle dick
That poor seagull.
So this is what the meant when they said the early bird gets the worm
‘Afterwards he dropped the bird and kick it away’
Post nut clarity is wild.
MINE! MINE MINE MINE
I feel better about my life choices now.
Not only did he chase multiple birds down before he found the one he wanted, but when he was done, he kicked it. I feel like seagulls don’t get the same respect they used to on the streets of Sunderland anymore.
Probably Randy Marsh
Seagulls eat anything… it was consensual for sure