Didn’t want to leave it in his car huh? What, you ain’t got no trunk in your car. or a seat to slide it under. You think every Tom Dick and Harry out there got super sword theft eye and can spot a wrapped sword a mile away sitting in a car. Not to mention someone having the balls to break into a fucking car in BROAD GODDAMN DAYLIGHT. Shut the ever living fuck up.
>a two-foot bladed sword with indiscernible symbols on the blade’s bottom portion
Elvish? Dwarvish? The Black Speech of Mordor? Arcane symbols of evil sorcery? Does it glow when orcs are nearby? Does it seem to drain the light from the room or radiate an eldritch aura of menace?
xantous4201 says
Didn’t want to leave it in his car huh? What, you ain’t got no trunk in your car. or a seat to slide it under. You think every Tom Dick and Harry out there got super sword theft eye and can spot a wrapped sword a mile away sitting in a car. Not to mention someone having the balls to break into a fucking car in BROAD GODDAMN DAYLIGHT. Shut the ever living fuck up.
Few-School-3869 says
I mean was it inside of him
TheDreadPirateJeff says
I fully expect that the nurse would come to get him and he’d bow and say “As you wish, m’lady”
LaughableIKR says
Florida Man today…
I guess he didn’t want to be unarmed when Kurgan came for him.
There can be only one!
JacktheBoss_ says
Perhaps he’s an immortal. You never know when you may sense another nearby.
apple-masher says
>a two-foot bladed sword with indiscernible symbols on the blade’s bottom portion
Elvish? Dwarvish? The Black Speech of Mordor? Arcane symbols of evil sorcery? Does it glow when orcs are nearby? Does it seem to drain the light from the room or radiate an eldritch aura of menace?
We need to know!!
_Blackstar says
My eyes! The adblocker does nothing!
ash_274 says
“One in a million chance, doc!”
OppositeAd8400 says
Sounds like Florida Man strikes again, always keeping things interesting!
Vapur9 says
No right to bear arms?