Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports say

Comments

1. simlee92 says

   Ah… The Pierce Hawthorne approach.

2. MaracaBalls says

   Reminds me of the book, Choke by Chuck Pallahniuk

3. newbodoyle says

   And that’s why we can’t have free healthcare. It’s cheaper in Europe to go to the ER than it is to pay for dinner.

4. Tha_Watcher says

   *”I’m comin’, Elizabeth!”*

5. Ahelex says

   Meanwhile, in the Heart Attack Grill, you pay for a heart attack!

6. Bormsie721 says

   I think we’ve found the newest spokesman for The Heart Attack Grill.

7. whatsthehappenstance says

   He had a heart attack while in jail and was let go. Poor guy.

8. ViciousKnids says

   Dude must have read *Choke*.

9. cb148 says

   Can’t believe George Costanza never did this.

10. boardgamejoe says

    Plot twist, it was all at the same restaurant on consecutive days.

11. VistaXV says

    so 19 times is the limit?

12. HowCanBeLoungeLizard says

    The boy who cried myocardial infarction.

13. NotYourBuddyGuy5 says

    Fool me once shame on you, fool me 19 other times… you’re under arrest.

14. JakeArrietaGrande says

    You can tell it’s not in America, because while he might get away with the restaurant bill, he’d be stuck with the ambulance bill

15. cardcomm says

    It’s The BIG One!!! You hear that, Elizabeth!! I’m coming home to join you!

    [https://media.tenor.com/DbzR-s9W3YgAAAAC/im-coming-fred-sanford.gif](https://media.tenor.com/DbzR-s9W3YgAAAAC/im-coming-fred-sanford.gif)