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holy crap! legitimate nottheonion content? I’m flabbergasted!
Should have coughed up the tree fiddy.
Like a Brexiteer searching for an upside.
Can we create a TV show where we ask flat earthers to find the end of the earth already?
It’s amazing how searching for something that doesn’t exist is taking a long time to find. Crazy.
Assuming it’s not immortal, you aren’t looking for *a* Nessie, you’re looking for *any one of the breeding population of Nessies*
I’m not a biologist so I don’t know exactly how many creatures you’d need for a viable, genetically diverse breeding population, but I’d guess its at least double figures.
If there are 10 Loch Ness monsters I’d expect more than 2 photos of them by now. And the two famous pictures are both faked.
If finding cryptids were easy I would’ve found the Swamp Ape during my fieldwork days in the Everglades.
Somebody needs to sell this guy a really expensive Monster Caller with a free bag of Nessie Treats,
Man forgot to learn a key skill in his chosen industry: photoshop.
Steadfastly refusing to reach the obvious conclusion.
Old white dudes, am I right?
How did Florida man find his way to Scotland?