Assuming it’s not immortal, you aren’t looking for *a* Nessie, you’re looking for *any one of the breeding population of Nessies*
I’m not a biologist so I don’t know exactly how many creatures you’d need for a viable, genetically diverse breeding population, but I’d guess its at least double figures.
If there are 10 Loch Ness monsters I’d expect more than 2 photos of them by now. And the two famous pictures are both faked.
YourFatherUnfiltered says
holy crap! legitimate nottheonion content? I’m flabbergasted!
doctorhino says
Should have coughed up the tree fiddy.
Uncande says
Like a Brexiteer searching for an upside.
Uondene says
Can we create a TV show where we ask flat earthers to find the end of the earth already?
Uperanz says
Can we create a TV show where we ask flat earthers to find the end of the earth already?
InatuAtu says
It’s amazing how searching for something that doesn’t exist is taking a long time to find. Crazy.
Mr_Vacant says
Assuming it’s not immortal, you aren’t looking for *a* Nessie, you’re looking for *any one of the breeding population of Nessies*
I’m not a biologist so I don’t know exactly how many creatures you’d need for a viable, genetically diverse breeding population, but I’d guess its at least double figures.
If there are 10 Loch Ness monsters I’d expect more than 2 photos of them by now. And the two famous pictures are both faked.
Belazael says
If finding cryptids were easy I would’ve found the Swamp Ape during my fieldwork days in the Everglades.
RealMcGonzo says
Somebody needs to sell this guy a really expensive Monster Caller with a free bag of Nessie Treats,
CoolmanWilkins says
Man forgot to learn a key skill in his chosen industry: photoshop.
garygnu says
Steadfastly refusing to reach the obvious conclusion.
hoosierhiver says
Old white dudes, am I right?
CubeNoob69 says
How did Florida man find his way to Scotland?