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People absolutely know why they don’t like the word moist in everyday language…
Ironically, mayonnaise is a low moisture food.
Let’s go out of our way to associate our brand with a word a bunch of people don’t like.
It bothers me that the two largest words on that jar are “Real Moist” that is somehow very wrong.
So moist. Very moist. All the Moist.
Mayo is moist and creamy now? Surely the end of days…
I hate marketing. Though it helps me remember which brands to avoid sometimes so it’s not all bad.
Cue Charlie video in three… two…
Making me all moist over here
Kraft mayo isn’t even good mayo…
As long as they say it like Jeremy Clarkson would, they can redefine it.
[Let’s get some Ferengi insight on how people feel about moist](https://youtu.be/hKHRF5_pG8I?si=n38fzQBxjcv83KP7?t=30s).