I mean, Jesus was either a fictional single dude or married to the Magdalene, because at the time he would not have been taken seriously as a religious figure if he wasn’t married.
Whenever shitstains start screeching about how the Roman Empire collapsed because of falling birthrates and all that jazz, they never mention that the reason said falls took place was because of Christianity and eventually sweeping over the the RE and bringing with it a cellibacy craze. Shit’s basically a much longer version of that starvation cult in Kenya that popped up in the news recently.
It’s like these people don’t read the Bible. Jesus’s message was pretty clear:
We are loved. All of us. Do we deserve it? Hell no, but he loves us anyway. Don’t matter if you’re rich or poor, single or married, religious authority or a literal beggar. You are loved.
lathem23 says
All people should be valued. All of them.
MaleficentPi says
I mean, Jesus was either a fictional single dude or married to the Magdalene, because at the time he would not have been taken seriously as a religious figure if he wasn’t married.
InternetPeon says
Thank you Church of England for your bold forward looking stance.
It is groundbreaking views like this that keep you socially relevant. /s
marvelmon says
Mary Magdalene entered the chat…
TaserLord says
Jesus was besties with a prostitute. Friends. Benefits. Amirite?
AlitoRapdLadyJustice says
Whenever shitstains start screeching about how the Roman Empire collapsed because of falling birthrates and all that jazz, they never mention that the reason said falls took place was because of Christianity and eventually sweeping over the the RE and bringing with it a cellibacy craze. Shit’s basically a much longer version of that starvation cult in Kenya that popped up in the news recently.
a3a4b5 says
It’s like these people don’t read the Bible. Jesus’s message was pretty clear:
We are loved. All of us. Do we deserve it? Hell no, but he loves us anyway. Don’t matter if you’re rich or poor, single or married, religious authority or a literal beggar. You are loved.
chrisinsocalif says
Jesus is also mythological.