It’s not a darning tool, it’s a very naughty toy: Roman dildo found

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  1. wwjgd27 says

    Avoiding references to hard wood took a stiff upper lip.

  2. nzdennis says

    It’s a pestle to go with a mortar! Romans were big into spices

  3. codece says

    >”The Vindolanda phallus is 16cm long but, researchers say, was probably larger because archaeological wood is prone to shrinkage and warping.”

  4. Commentment_Phobe says

    One word. Splinters.

  5. snoopsau says

    > The phallus is 16cm long but may have shrunk with age.

    I’ve been telling the ladies this for years.. sigh…

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