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TheJadedSF says
It was the Parmesan that killed him :'(
ChipSamurai says
Must’ve been lactose intolerant.
DiznyOrdiz says
I hope his death was brie(f).
Karmic-Vision says
His last words were:”I smell a rat.”
BrisketWhisperer says
Obviously wouldn’t have been a Frenchman. Those wheels would never have been stacked so high.
Kahless01 says
thats the most honorable burial you can hope for in italy.
SpookyWah says
And a new kind of artisinal cheese was born…
GreenEnsign says
He has earned his place in cheese Valhalla!
Darklord_Bravo says
I’m sure he lived a gouda life.
PlaceboLaxative says
Authorities found his body surrounded by de Brie.
bomdia10 says
You live by the cheese, you die by the cheese
StarscourgeRadhan says
Glory glory what a helluva way to die
Raxxonius says
He pissed off Sheogorath
jnemesh says
He was crushed under debrie.