Is Teletubbies’ Tinky Winky gay? This evangelical preacher certainly thinks so

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  1. CenterAisle says

    Every accusation is a confession.

  2. DrHugh says

    The last time [this was a thing](https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/bs-xpm-1999-02-11-9902110274-story.html) — in 1999! — The Daily Show had this [moment of Zen](https://www.cc.com/video/hrbcta/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-moment-of-zen-teletubbies).

  3. DrDroid says

    Oh are we in 1998 again?

  4. mudohama says

    What year is it?!

  5. Arminlegout1 says

    Tiny winky was an alcoholic who drowned. Nope not kidding. Died in a body of water in Liverpool.

  6. sagittariisXII says

    Let’s stop giving bigots free publicity

  7. OllieFromCairo says

    The teletubbies are still on?

  8. BrockChocolate says

    Tubbies are asexual in the biological sense, they clone new versions of themselves. This is well known tubby lore

  9. teflonPrawn says

    If you find yourself considering the sex life of a mascot, an anthropomorphic candy, or other fictional being without genitalia, maybe that’s on you.

  10. HighAsFucDosHornsRUp says

    Super important

  11. jitterscaffeine says

    I feel like I’ve been hearing this nonsense since I was like 7. Kids would call Tinky Winky gay because it was purple and I think had a handbag that could be called a purse.

  12. pauliewotsit says

    It’s the handbag isn’t it. Always the handbag…

  13. phinbar says

    Leave Tinky Wink alone!

  14. Dagordae says

    Is it even a dude? Like, does that sort of thing ever come up in the show about giant toddler monsters?

  15. TaserLord says

    The teletubbies are an extinct branch of the tree of life, the only living relatives of which are the boobahs. Little is known about the sexual habits of these vanished creatures – indeed, we are unable to determine from skeletal remains even whether they were sexually dimorphic, how their young were gestated and raised, or why they were so fabulous. The only thing we know for certain is that they inhabited a lost area of gently rolling hills and possessed a rudimentary agriculture, keeping flocks of nuu nuu for tubby toast and tubby custard.

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