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I really have no idea if Superman always had his powers or not. If he did, I can’t imagine what pair of scissors could get through that foreskin
The bigger question the title brings up in my mind: As an extraterrestrial being, does Superman even have a penis that can be circumcised in the first place?
I mean, not that I care about a fictional character’s junk or anything.
Supes is Jewish bro. Def got the circ.
Superman was created as broad allegory for the Jewish immigrant experience.
Imagine how hard his erection is, the man of steel
It would’ve been pre-launch if so…
I forget if it was Mad or Cracked, but one magazine or the other did a whole story on this once. Everything the guy tried to use kept breaking, and when he pulled out a chainsaw, baby Supes discovered heat vision and fried him. His mama was very proud of having “such a strong boy”.
Holy hell. That’s an amazing header.
> beats off stiff competition to come first
Cheesus Christ. r/TheyKnew
His unbreakable foreskin would ruin any attempts to mutilate his genitals.
Pfft. It’s no skin off my nose…
They’d need a kryptonite scalpel
Larry Niven did it better:
“Man of Steel — Woman of Kleenex”
Presumably no superman would not be circumcised. Comics are wacky on when clark develops his powers, sometimes with age sometimes at birth. The sooner a child becomes invulnerable the higher chance a baby reaches maturity and reproductive age which is what biology would want. So clark has a high chance of being invulnerable as a child more than anything else. Also, clarks invulnerability doesn’t need to be at its peak as a child, just high enough that a knife or circumcision machine can’t hurt him.
He was raised by mid westerners, imma guess yes. But then again, he was a baby when he arrived, maybe they didn’t, likely they did.
Bigger question would be if Wolverine is snipped. I’m gonna say no.