Irish rooster with a violent past kills man with attack to the back of his leg, court says | Category: General Source
As a rooster owner I can confirm they are war criminals
I can’t stop laughing. I know it’s psychotic, but I can’t
Time for a BBQ
Not so cocky now, aye?
That picture looks like he’s staring the cameraman in the eye and telling him he’ll fucking do it again.
Police: Reason of death?
Coroner: By cock.
Official case report: “he tried to make it look like an accident, but we caught him red wattled”
Well, I guess you could say, he died of fowl play.
They relocated the whole rooster when they really should’ve just relocated the head, skin, feathers and giblets to the trash and rehomed the rest with a selection of trimmed veges to a good, hearty farmhouse soup.
Can I just take a sec to appreciate you using the story from Fox news for this
Death was listed as a “misadventure”. Sounds accurate.
My favorite part was a quote in the people article:
Kraus continued to whisper the word “rooster” as he lost consciousness multiple times.
Paddy pecker punctures papa.