Irish rooster with a violent past kills man with attack to the back of his leg, court says

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  1. Bricasso_ says

    As a rooster owner I can confirm they are war criminals

  2. urgalurg says

    I can’t stop laughing. I know it’s psychotic, but I can’t

  3. downwardspiralstairs says

    Time for a BBQ

  4. Dependent_Yesterday9 says

    Conor McNugget?

  5. ShowinMyOFace says

    Not so cocky now, aye?

  6. sto_brohammed says

    That picture looks like he’s staring the cameraman in the eye and telling him he’ll fucking do it again.

  7. Ahelex says

    Police: Reason of death?

    Coroner: By cock.

  8. jeseaj says

    Official case report: “he tried to make it look like an accident, but we caught him red wattled”

  9. VinceVino70 says

    Well, I guess you could say, he died of fowl play.

    YYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

  10. DegeneratesInc says

    They relocated the whole rooster when they really should’ve just relocated the head, skin, feathers and giblets to the trash and rehomed the rest with a selection of trimmed veges to a good, hearty farmhouse soup.

  11. certain_people says

    Can I just take a sec to appreciate you using the story from Fox news for this

  12. sjf40k says

    Death was listed as a “misadventure”. Sounds accurate.

  13. dpgreenie says

    My favorite part was a quote in the people article:
    Kraus continued to whisper the word “rooster” as he lost consciousness multiple times.
    Wild.

  14. PerNewton says

    Paddy pecker punctures papa.

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