This is a reversal of a decades old fear of martial arts weapons that were banned in some states, due to a weird fear of crimes being committed with them. An AR-15 or AK-47 is completely fine, but two sticks connected by a rope or chair, or a sheet metal star are felonies to even own in some areas.
turtle_eating says
Women and children and mall ninjas attack!
Salaried_Zebra says
r/Whatcouldgowrong
downwardspiralstairs says
I just want to be able to have a dagger because dagger is a fun word.
MickeyJ3 says
“Indiana man seeks reparations after being struck several times by his own throwing stars during robbery. More at 11.”
TWSREDDIT says
Ninja golf sounds fun
buddycheesus says
But not that evil weed! No no no. Can’t have that. I guess God made a mistake!
ADDeviant-again says
Finally. We’ve waited so long! Fought so hard!
Justice!!!!!
anal_opera says
To carry or just to possess? I’ve always thought it was weird I can buy a gun at walmart but can’t even be in possession of a throwing star.
Mirabolis says
No legislator can resist the money and power of Big Mall Ninja $hit.
DamonFields says
Republicans love weapons. Love them to death.
BulkyEngineering69 says
This is a reversal of a decades old fear of martial arts weapons that were banned in some states, due to a weird fear of crimes being committed with them. An AR-15 or AK-47 is completely fine, but two sticks connected by a rope or chair, or a sheet metal star are felonies to even own in some areas.
HopFarminScientist says
School shooting thwarted by tween ninja, more to come after this break…
Paradox_Dolphin says
I’d like to thank all of the Ninja Rights activists.
metooeither says
Jfc cant they get any real shit done?? Ffs! Bunch of children!
smurfsundermybed says
Up next: ERs overrun by injured men in XXXXL ninja costumes.