I wonder if the candidate running against the mayor on a platform of cleaning up waterways had her team dump this pasta as a political stunt to demonstrate the mayor isn’t keeping waterways clean.
EDIT: Pretty Sus: Nina Jochnowitz, who is running for council and is passionate about cleaning up the environment, posted images of the mysterious pasta piles.
If this was posted in /r/permaculture users would have found ways to use the noodles to enhance the soil and improve the forest. A noodle based hugelmound might have some potential.
You shuddered at Hereditary, you shivered at Midsommar, you were fond of me lobster in The Lighthouse; now A24 Films brings you tales of dark pastafarian rituals.
InternetPeon says
I wonder if the candidate running against the mayor on a platform of cleaning up waterways had her team dump this pasta as a political stunt to demonstrate the mayor isn’t keeping waterways clean.
EDIT: Pretty Sus: Nina Jochnowitz, who is running for council and is passionate about cleaning up the environment, posted images of the mysterious pasta piles.
gemfountain says
Where the pastafarians meet to discuss his great noodliness.
T7A7C7O says
Must have been a mafia hit.
tukekairo says
This is not al dente
pedalhead666 says
nah that’s a native species from the Pasta Barrens forest.
katievspredator says
Just bring in ducks to eat it. Ducks love pasta
hapkidoox says
Danit you idiots. The bodies go in the forest, the spaghetti gets served at the dinner.
restore_democracy says
Maybe it just fell off the spaghetti trees.
Bitofmayo says
Salutations to the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s second appearance. The signal is here!
Godnudz says
The culprit is probably a restaurant, or even more likely, a bad catering event.
NickDixon37 says
If this was posted in /r/permaculture users would have found ways to use the noodles to enhance the soil and improve the forest. A noodle based hugelmound might have some potential.
zomboromcom says
You shuddered at Hereditary, you shivered at Midsommar, you were fond of me lobster in The Lighthouse; now A24 Films brings you tales of dark pastafarian rituals.
yungrii says
In my day, the coolest thing you’d find in the woods was old porn. What an upgrade!
bxtterfly_liv says
Some irate Olive Garden cook is unwilling to carry on the farce of using last week’s leftover noodles. Salute to them!