>The Mobile Police Department thinks it might be from the victim of a deadly motorcyclist crash on a nearby highway.
>While police did not explain how the appendage arrived at the gas station, local reports say that surveillance video appeared to show it fall from a truck that had stopped to get fuel.
I have sooooooo many questions.
This could be one of the weirdest God damn articles I’ve ever read.
PuzzleheadedOne1428 says
Yeah, as a guy, I don’t think I’m gonna read that.
WaitingForNormal says
Embarrassinggggg.
lead-holder says
Oh my god. >!They think it blew off a motorcycle rider that crashed!<
alzee76 says
Contrary to popular opinion, we are in exactly the timeline we deserve. WTF.
Venerable_Duvet says
Sweet Home Alabama
If my eyes don’t misconstrue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, there’s a dick in Aisle 2!
CaptMeatPockets says
Found “shortly” after 6am
Globalist_Nationlist says
>The Mobile Police Department thinks it might be from the victim of a deadly motorcyclist crash on a nearby highway.
>While police did not explain how the appendage arrived at the gas station, local reports say that surveillance video appeared to show it fall from a truck that had stopped to get fuel.
I have sooooooo many questions.
This could be one of the weirdest God damn articles I’ve ever read.
PotterAndPitties says
What was Trump doing there?
Bobus2 says
I couldn’t imagine riding my motorcycle down the highway then waking up with my dick gone
dkgetoffmylawn says
“Ah, the human horn.”
Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Persei 8
halfanothersdozen says
RemindMe! 24 hours