Do we really need Florida for anything?? I mean, if we could sell it to, like, Cuba, or the Bahamas, or, more likely, Afghanistan for even $1000.00, wouldn’t we be getting much more than our money’s worth?
So I was sitting around one night wondering don’t like the way the neighbors teenagers park. What to do? What to do? I live in Florida so it’s so hard to stand out and be newsworthy. Then it hits me ….. Are flamethrower legal?
fast327 says
Things were heating up.
Thomasnaste420 says
Ah, Florida. You never fail to disappoint
TyrunnersaurusRex says
Wow. Way to go Gainesville. Glad I moved
myfunnies420 says
What a clickbaity cover photo.
FatOldGrey says
“I heard them say that they were chillin’ in Amari’s cool car, so I was trying to be helpful and warm them up”, Florida Man’s defense probably.
TokeToday says
Do we really need Florida for anything?? I mean, if we could sell it to, like, Cuba, or the Bahamas, or, more likely, Afghanistan for even $1000.00, wouldn’t we be getting much more than our money’s worth?
Matty_Poppinz says
When you absolutely, positively got to burn every motherf***ing ticket in the room, accept no substitutes.
Inevitable_Syrup685 says
Stupid people do stupid things. You can’t fix stupid.
Rosebunse says
Where do people buy these things?
Worsel555 says
So I was sitting around one night wondering don’t like the way the neighbors teenagers park. What to do? What to do? I live in Florida so it’s so hard to stand out and be newsworthy. Then it hits me ….. Are flamethrower legal?
ManyFacedGodxxx says
Like you do… Right?