The scary thing here is, guaranteed this isn’t his first time. There are a lot of homeowners who hired this guy who more than likely did the exact same thing in their house…. but have no idea where or on what.
Seems like a really big red flag, they should have any children in his life interviewed, as I highly doubt it was the Elmo itself, but rather the thought of children playing with after, that excited him.
Like the weirdos who knowingly shit in places they know others will find it, for jollies.
KylarSternn says
Definitely read this as “pleasuring himself with Elmo doll faces”
bobbyfischermagoo says
Look man.. I really love Elmo and there was nobody around. Forgive me
CaliBigWill says
He gave it two test tickles.
listenup78 says
Poor Elmo is now traumatised for life. Perverts like this man never think about the impact upon their victims
iyja says
The Tickle Me Elmo tagline didn’t specify what to use to tickle it with.
firemonkeywoman says
WTF? Why? We need to raise our boys better! Jesus Christmas! You get urges. Fine. Time and place. Learn to wait. Fuck.
Carrotandstick50 says
What the actual F?
rayrayin2023 says
This vindicates me.
KarateKid72 says
I mean, Elmo is 41. I think he can consent.
geekinthestreets says
r/noahgettheboat
O-hmmm says
Using the doll, show me where…..HEY….hold up.
BreakfastBeerz says
The scary thing here is, guaranteed this isn’t his first time. There are a lot of homeowners who hired this guy who more than likely did the exact same thing in their house…. but have no idea where or on what.
johnnycakeAK says
r/notfloridaman
thehotmcpoyle says
*No, you tickle* **me** *this time, Elmo…*
tmmzc85 says
Seems like a really big red flag, they should have any children in his life interviewed, as I highly doubt it was the Elmo itself, but rather the thought of children playing with after, that excited him.
Like the weirdos who knowingly shit in places they know others will find it, for jollies.