Holy anointing oil for King Charles III’s coronation will not contain the intestinal wax of sperm whales or civet secretions

Comments

1. random-comment-drop says

   Not holy then. God demands whale and civit juice or nothing.

2. traVkat420 says

   Oh thank god, i was worried about this

3. mugsimo says

   Well, then I’m not going.

4. MallowollaM says

   …there was risk of that?

5. squirrelblender says

   WE’EL MAKE OUR OWN ANOINTING OIL.
   WITH BLACKJACK!
   AND HOOKERS!

6. wicklowdave says

   That’s the progressive agenda reddit wants to see.