When I was 12, I went on a bike trip run by a tour company. One day, I got mugged and my wallet was taken. So on the many-hour train ride home after the trip, I had no money to buy food.
I got hungry and started eating condiments from little packets. The trip leader saw this and offered to lend me some money, but I wasn’t sure if I should take it. So I just said “It’s fine, I like mustard.”
The_Gumbo says
They just need to Catch up with him
Seganku74 says
He’s probably still sat on the toilet.
wolfman12793 says
Why would he ever want to go on a boat again?
CaliBigWill says
. I thought they were going to give him a life time supply of ketchup.
MisterBigDude says
When I was 12, I went on a bike trip run by a tour company. One day, I got mugged and my wallet was taken. So on the many-hour train ride home after the trip, I had no money to buy food.
I got hungry and started eating condiments from little packets. The trip leader saw this and offered to lend me some money, but I wasn’t sure if I should take it. So I just said “It’s fine, I like mustard.”
superhyooman says
If I were him I’d never want to get back on the water ever again
canteen_boy says
This reminds me of the [tapeworm skit](https://youtu.be/8TnWIICkBeE) from Kids in the Hall