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xram_karl says
Only in America. Is that considered ccw?
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 says
This explains why there were so many fat gangsters in The Sopranos.
kevinds says
Think they might be setting the sensitivity a little higher going forwards?
speedbumptx says
New weight loss gimmick?
edgarpickle says
Ew.