Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus | Category: General Source
>The young girl asked the police to run a DNA test on a partially eaten cookie and carrot remains presumably consumed by Santa Claus and some of his nine reindeer on Christmas Eve. “This young lady obviously has a keen sense for truth and the investigative process and did a tremendous job packaging her evidence for submission,” Cumberland’s police chief, Matthew J. Benson, said in the release. The Cumberland Police Department responded to the young girl with “some already uncovered evidence in support of Santa Claus’ presence in her neighborhood” on Christmas Eve, a photo of what appeared to be a deer with antlers.
“We didn’t get any matches so it seems like Santa is a man with no criminal record. And it seems like Santa uses humans instead of reindeer for his sled.”
At that point the parents should probably just tell her the truth.