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*This* is how you Porch Pirate.
Wow, my definition of ‘porch theft’ was way off.
Can’t have shit in ~~Detroit~~ Georgia!
Imagine opening your door, about to step out, and seeing nothing.
Wanna bet he recently moved from Florida?
When ur son is into magic and says he needs a good deck
So that’s how all those random stairs end up in the woods!
I swear I heard Banjos while reading this story.
But, for real, how do you do that ? Also, why ? Also Also, what ?
>Robin Swanger allegedly walked past several “no trespassing” signs and took the porch, which was not attached to a home at the time of the alleged theft.
Can it really be called a “front” porch if it isn’t attached to the front of a house?
>”It’s a full 8′ by 10′ porch. It would be what goes onto an hour for entry and exit,” Investigator Chris Stapler with the Coweta County Sheriff’s Office told FOX 5 Atlanta. “Vey well constructed.”
I think that’s supposed to be “house” and not “hour”. This whole thing is not vey well written
I was concerned in case he also took offence..
That’s like two stoops at best. It’s a porches nephew. It wants to grow up to be a porch.