Aside from the fact that I would hate myself for ever giving this fuck a single cent, these sound like pure hilarity to have years from now.
Like just think of the trolling you could pull off. You have a best buddy who just met (like this current week) a girl he’s crazy about. So you pay George fucking Santos, first man on Mars, inventor of the spatula, and nuclear submarine commander, to record a video of himself wishing your buddy and his girl a happy wedding day wearing a Grimace costume. You wait a few years and then play it as a surprise at the rehearsal dinner when your buddy and this girl *do* get married, and it would bring the house down.
I am a really smelly boy. I’ve been so bad, I haven’t been washing at all. They ejected me from my position because they couldn’t handle my thick… pungent… aroma.
Anyway, happy birthday and I hope you have a rather splendid day
JohnnyDoomzday says
He will have an onlyfans page up soon enough.
Dirty_Quesadilla says
Who the hell would want to really see Grimace naked? And for $200?
borfavor says
Going to cameo is always a sign that well known people are doing very well financially /s
GoPointers says
If you give him your CC number you’ll regret it.
69DonaldTrump69 says
That’s a pretty good price to get a video from the first man on the moon.
GuaranteeGlum4950 says
Fun fact: I won a Cameo from The Mooch on a bet w a stranger. He did a terrible job and I regret the bet.
sudomatrix says
Put Shoe On Head
WhosAGoodDoug says
How much to never have to see him on a screen?
bigboi_z says
Someone should troll him on it…
AdkRaine12 says
Well, I read that Fetterman got one of George telling Bobby (Menendez) to stay strong.
Sweatytubesock says
Surprised DJT hasn’t done this yet. But his standard grift hasn’t squeezed the rubes dry just yet, so makes sense.
doctor_dormamu says
That’s some Drag queen shit
DIWhy-not says
Aside from the fact that I would hate myself for ever giving this fuck a single cent, these sound like pure hilarity to have years from now.
Like just think of the trolling you could pull off. You have a best buddy who just met (like this current week) a girl he’s crazy about. So you pay George fucking Santos, first man on Mars, inventor of the spatula, and nuclear submarine commander, to record a video of himself wishing your buddy and his girl a happy wedding day wearing a Grimace costume. You wait a few years and then play it as a surprise at the rehearsal dinner when your buddy and this girl *do* get married, and it would bring the house down.
dratsablive says
My Senator, Fetterman, used Santos’ Cameo to troll Senator Menendez.
Edit: Add Fetterman.
armchairwarrior69 says
“Hello armchairwarrior
I am a really smelly boy. I’ve been so bad, I haven’t been washing at all. They ejected me from my position because they couldn’t handle my thick… pungent… aroma.
Anyway, happy birthday and I hope you have a rather splendid day