I really hope there aint any dead babies in my Cookie Crisps cereal. I’d be truly torn on eating that second bowl when there is milk left over. I’d probably still do it… just wouldn’t enjoy it as much.
Why do we allow republicans? I mean just in general. Shouldn’t there be some kind of mass stupidity law that says after your party proposes it’s nine thousandth bill based on ridiculous unfounded bullshit the entire party is disbanded or something?
>the Food and Drug Administration doesn’t even allow the sale of foods containing human tissue in the U.S., therefore such a product designed for animal or human consumption doesn’t even exist.
Ok so WTF is the origin of concern for having aborted fetuses in our food?
Finally! I’ve been trying to find the real shit for my demon summoning spells but can only find aborted cow fetus bacon. It’s really annoying to piss off demons by trying to short them. I can only kill so many people to save face before people start to notice.
_Silver_Engineer_ says
No more bacon, y’all…
SoTerribleOpinions says
Good idea, that will make finding a decent meal easier.
FlickrPaul says
It’s about time and hopefully it will stem the influx of fake fetus products that have starting showing up.
Sure it looks the same, but the purists know, if you are going to summon Satan, he does not fall for the fake shit.
salex100m says
I really hope there aint any dead babies in my Cookie Crisps cereal. I’d be truly torn on eating that second bowl when there is milk left over. I’d probably still do it… just wouldn’t enjoy it as much.
BeTheBall- says
Nice nanny state you’ve got there, Texas.
j4ck_0f_bl4des says
Why do we allow republicans? I mean just in general. Shouldn’t there be some kind of mass stupidity law that says after your party proposes it’s nine thousandth bill based on ridiculous unfounded bullshit the entire party is disbanded or something?
BedWilling4093 says
Baby on the bbq. Slow cooked mmmmmmm
Van_GOOOOOUGH says
From the article:
>the Food and Drug Administration doesn’t even allow the sale of foods containing human tissue in the U.S., therefore such a product designed for animal or human consumption doesn’t even exist.
Ok so WTF is the origin of concern for having aborted fetuses in our food?
Fabulous_Ad5052 says
Holy crap. Are you kidding us?!!! BS!!!
Itsleahhlol says
Finally, this will make it simpler to locate my protein powder from an aborted foetus.
Oudeis16 says
Look I know eggs are expensive but…
Gonergonegone says
Finally! I’ve been trying to find the real shit for my demon summoning spells but can only find aborted cow fetus bacon. It’s really annoying to piss off demons by trying to short them. I can only kill so many people to save face before people start to notice.
fishead36x says
Talk about a super food. Sign me up.
Illustrious-Gas-9766 says
This is another far right talking point.
The reason that there are so many abortions is to put fetus meat in food products.
It’s just another load of shit from the Republicans
C7rl_Al7_1337 says
If Texas tries to take away my Totino’s™ Aborted Fetus Rolls I’m going to lose my goddamn mind.