Education policy should probably be national, to eliminate this kind of insanity. Education is a service to the country as a whole, just as much as defense, so there is cause for it to be federally regulated.
On the one hand, kind of a dick move. On the other hand, as someone who was relatively recently in school, they’re definitely doing what they’re accused of doing.
There’s a new job category in Florida, The Thought Police, you only work school hours. Handcuffs and a can of Mace are provided to deal with commie teachers who won’t come quietly. All schools will have a fire pit to burn all seditious literature. All classrooms will have a photo of our Dear Leader. A set of Medieval Stocks will be set up in the schoolyard so that rotten fruit can be thrown at teachers with impure thoughts.
GetlostMaps says
Education policy should probably be national, to eliminate this kind of insanity. Education is a service to the country as a whole, just as much as defense, so there is cause for it to be federally regulated.
Banea-Vaedr says
On the one hand, kind of a dick move. On the other hand, as someone who was relatively recently in school, they’re definitely doing what they’re accused of doing.
ThatQueerWerewolf says
Welp, there goes the Florida literacy rate.
Jman50k says
Please, DeSatan, make me famous lol
SevroAuShitTalker says
Making kids dumber for a more compliant workforce
Arigato_MrRoboto says
Republicans doing republican shit.
Pixeljammed says
Florida not surprised
DoNotPetTheSnake says
John D Rockefeller said ” I don’t want a nation of thinkers, I want a nation of workers”
EnvironmentalFly3507 says
There’s a new job category in Florida, The Thought Police, you only work school hours. Handcuffs and a can of Mace are provided to deal with commie teachers who won’t come quietly. All schools will have a fire pit to burn all seditious literature. All classrooms will have a photo of our Dear Leader. A set of Medieval Stocks will be set up in the schoolyard so that rotten fruit can be thrown at teachers with impure thoughts.
tnfrs says
Only about 50% of students in Manatee County are reading at grade level.
it says that right at the very end of the article, but I feel like that should be higher
Puzzled-Story3953 says
Jesus, we’re slipping into fascism SO quickly. Fucking terrifying.
ugmold says
Desanitize
Woodpeckinpah123 says
Racing for the bottom, I see. Because nothing owns the libs like keeping your kids stupid.
Akimbo_Zap_Guns says
This country is more than doomed
Williw0w says
The bible has incest and pornography, is it banned?