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Must be a milacre
Something about this smells fishy…
Sounds like a biblical curse.
Reads like a sim city headline.
Given how it’s Texas, they’re probably just happy it wasn’t raining men. Happy, joyous men, with excellent dancing abilities and a strong fashion sense.
At least it’s not on someone’s head
Were there tornadoes in the area? A tornado can touch down in a pond, suck its fish up into the atmosphere, and scatter them for miles. You’re just driving along, and *smack,* you’ve got a half-frozen catfish plastered on your windshield.