#FindTheKetchupBoatGuy success: Heinz locates the man who survived nearly a month at sea by eating ketchup and seasonings

Comments

1. malepitt says

   LOL “the hunt is over” Doesn’t Heinz really mean #TheHuntsIsOver ?

2. housevil says

   Oh nice. They are gifting him a new boat with navigation systems, instead of something stupid like a lifetime supply of ketchup.

3. Fetlocks_Glistening says

   Plot twist: he was eating Hunt’s

4. Sweeth_Tooth99 says

   was he really eating Heinz branded ketchup?

5. DontToewsMeBro2 says

   Are they sure this dude wants a boat? That’s like getting free airline tickets after a plane crash.

6. Darrell2143 says

   I’m sure he is in a big rush to get back out at sea.

7. chusker1998 says

   So Heinz is buying him a boat. Just like they bought John Kerry a boat.