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“Eyewitnesses report that an entire village of Oompa-Loompas was wiped out in the blast”
What in the Willy Wonka is going on around here?
Food industry accidents are no joke. My Irish Great grandfather’s brother fell into a vat at the Guinness brewery and drowned. His wife asked her priest if the old guy had suffered. “Gosh and be-gory, no,” he said. “Witnesses reported he climbed out twice to use the mens’ room!”
>her arm caught fire as flames engulfed the building – and then she fell through the floor into a vat of liquid chocolate. The dark liquid extinguished her blazing arm, but Patricia Borges wound up breaking her collarbone and both of her heels. She would spend the next nine hours screaming for help and waiting for rescue