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boysetsfire1988 says
https://gfycat.com/classicshoddybasilisk
flavitusquintus says
The ‘Mr. Burns’ method, ah.
Sr_derp_a_lot says
Runaway AI technology and plans to block the sun.
Ah fuck, we’re in the Second Renaissance era of the Matrix.