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Another tragic potato related incident.
And we still don’t know whether to say po-tah-to or po-tay-to.
It is Saint Patrick’s day. There was bound to be some sort of news involving potatoes.
Those poor people were mashed.
This is not the onion but it is the potato
Sometime potato mash you.
I like to think that the afterlife is like prison, but only in that people ask “why are you here?” Crushed by deluge of potatoes is one of the more amusing answers. Definitely a conversation starter.
And now I’m picturing these people meeting up with potato famine victims…
Famine angel: “What did you in?”
New angel: “I was crushed by tons of potatoes, what about you?”
Famine angel: “I hate you.”
That wasn’t spudsta happen!
Sometimes people die from too many potatoes and sometimes they die from too few potatoes.
Right before this happened, someone made a wish to their genie: “I wish I had tons of potatoes to feed the hungry!”.
It was NOT the onion.
It was, however, the potato.
Cashed in their chips