I like to think that the afterlife is like prison, but only in that people ask “why are you here?” Crushed by deluge of potatoes is one of the more amusing answers. Definitely a conversation starter.
And now I’m picturing these people meeting up with potato famine victims…
Famine angel: “What did you in?”
New angel: “I was crushed by tons of potatoes, what about you?”
No_Sense_6171 says
Another tragic potato related incident.
And we still don’t know whether to say po-tah-to or po-tay-to.
SaiyajinPrime says
It is Saint Patrick’s day. There was bound to be some sort of news involving potatoes.
GetlostMaps says
Those poor people were mashed.
Omnizoom says
This is not the onion but it is the potato
_Kelly_A_ says
Spudden death…
Sometimes_Stutters says
Sometime potato mash you.
JADW27 says
I like to think that the afterlife is like prison, but only in that people ask “why are you here?” Crushed by deluge of potatoes is one of the more amusing answers. Definitely a conversation starter.
And now I’m picturing these people meeting up with potato famine victims…
Famine angel: “What did you in?”
New angel: “I was crushed by tons of potatoes, what about you?”
Famine angel: “I hate you.”
Jasonious78 says
That wasn’t spudsta happen!
inkseep1 says
Sometimes people die from too many potatoes and sometimes they die from too few potatoes.
roscoelee says
Right before this happened, someone made a wish to their genie: “I wish I had tons of potatoes to feed the hungry!”.
Gloomy_Narwhal_719 says
It was NOT the onion.
It was, however, the potato.
MrPazTheSpaz says
r/BrandNewSentence
thecarbonkid says
Cashed in their chips