MisterBigDude says *Gimme a beer*, says the duck. The bar man asks, *How will you be paying for that?* *Just put it on my bill.*
Javamac8 says What is going on with all these alcoholic animals picking fights with other, sober animals?!?
GetOffMyGrassBrats says >Duck walks into pub, drinks pint, fights dog, loses The bartender asks “What is this…some kind of joke?”
Miracle_Salad says
Sounds like a typical night on the town for some humans to.
Fetlocks_Glistening says
So to win, did he need half a pint more, or less??
MisterBigDude says
*Gimme a beer*, says the duck.
The bar man asks, *How will you be paying for that?*
*Just put it on my bill.*
Confident-Fee-6593 says
This is the kind of hard hitting journalism we need in America.
Javamac8 says
What is going on with all these alcoholic animals picking fights with other, sober animals?!?
Narrator_Ron_Howard says
Fucking Ziggy
wildddin says
Ahh Ziggy and his duck, such a sad story
Sol_Bardguy says
Duck, duck, ~~goose~~ booze!
Mirabolis says
Duck: “You’ll never believe the ducking day I’ve had….”
GetOffMyGrassBrats says
>Duck walks into pub, drinks pint, fights dog, loses
The bartender asks “What is this…some kind of joke?”
eighty2angelfan says
The Rabbi, the Priest, and the Monk look on in horror.
Low-E_McDjentface says
* In 2017
yaboy_jesse says
Day in the life of a true brexit geezer
Jam_Dev says
This is the most West Country news story I’ve ever read.
mudson08 says
I see Goofy has been messing around with Daisy again… poor Donald.