Duck walks into pub, drinks pint, fights dog, loses

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  1. Miracle_Salad says

    Sounds like a typical night on the town for some humans to.

  2. Fetlocks_Glistening says

    So to win, did he need half a pint more, or less??

  3. MisterBigDude says

    *Gimme a beer*, says the duck.

    The bar man asks, *How will you be paying for that?*

    *Just put it on my bill.*

  4. Confident-Fee-6593 says

    This is the kind of hard hitting journalism we need in America.

  5. Javamac8 says

    What is going on with all these alcoholic animals picking fights with other, sober animals?!?

  6. Narrator_Ron_Howard says

    Fucking Ziggy

  7. wildddin says

    Ahh Ziggy and his duck, such a sad story

  8. Sol_Bardguy says

    Duck, duck, ~~goose~~ booze!

  9. Mirabolis says

    Duck: “You’ll never believe the ducking day I’ve had….”

  10. GetOffMyGrassBrats says

    >Duck walks into pub, drinks pint, fights dog, loses

    The bartender asks “What is this…some kind of joke?”

  11. eighty2angelfan says

    The Rabbi, the Priest, and the Monk look on in horror.

  12. Low-E_McDjentface says

    * In 2017

  13. yaboy_jesse says

    Day in the life of a true brexit geezer

  14. Jam_Dev says

    This is the most West Country news story I’ve ever read.

  15. mudson08 says

    I see Goofy has been messing around with Daisy again… poor Donald.

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