I was always told as I grew up, “Son, just remember, you ever find yourself being chased by a bear, you don’t have to be able to outrun it. Just don’t be the slowest person in the group while you’re running.”
Everyone with an ounce of decency would know not to push a friend over when running from a bear. Push a stranger instead! ^(Or just wear faster shoes.)
TheGMan1981 says
I was always told as I grew up, “Son, just remember, you ever find yourself being chased by a bear, you don’t have to be able to outrun it. Just don’t be the slowest person in the group while you’re running.”
Scoobydoomed says
Everyone with an ounce of decency would know not to push a friend over when running from a bear. Push a stranger instead! ^(Or just wear faster shoes.)
bstowers says
“Acquaintances are fine, though.”
charface1 says
So what, I just shoot ’em in the foot?