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The republikkkans and their dumbass narratives.
They really do love championing against problems that only exist in their heads.
University of Maryland on the other hand, allowed at least one dog to graduate.
Good thing this was never a problem
Educational opportunities are quickly diminishing for poor Glorback the Soulshatterer. This “North Dakota” may have turned him back now, but one day he will return with his Orcish hordes and drink brandy from your very skulls!
>”Yes we have people who would like to claim themselves as animals such as cats and dogs,” VanWinkle wrote in an email.
No, you don’t.
Porco Rosso would like a word….
There is still no rule, however, that dogs can’t play basketball.
So, I personally identify as an alien…. North Dakota is saying I’m not real!? Wtf….
If I were a high school student there I would 1000% set up a big litter box in the bathroom, toss in some fudge rolls and lemonade, and call in the news trucks.
Ah, Republicans solving made up problems.
Enrollment at PETA’s *North Dakota School For Furries* is about to quadruple.