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Trump is not taking this seriously because he either truly believes he is innocent or (which is more likely) he has to keep up his denial of guilt to keep his grift working.
What is he bitching about, he hasn’t shown up for the campaign anyway. Really, these trials are giving him more press than any other candidate and there is no such thing as bad publicity, right?
What is he talking about? He’s been using it for fundraising, with great success. It’s not a distraction from the campaign; it’s *part of the campaign.*
Well now I know the best way to get away with a crime is to just run for president, if they try to charge me with murder or something then I can just claim it distracts from my campaign
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Horknut1 says
Is he going to these because he likes how everyone gathers around to hear him rail against everything after each trial day?
Iowegan says
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the (court) time.
idliketoseethat says
Trump is not taking this seriously because he either truly believes he is innocent or (which is more likely) he has to keep up his denial of guilt to keep his grift working.
jamcdonald120 says
campaign? Your political career is dead because of all your fraud, you dont have a campaign to persue.
coffeebeards says
I’m going to say hateful things about the judge who is the sole person determining the outcome of my trial.
Maybe the Supreme Court judges who accept bribes and are corrupt as fuck will overturn it.
burnmenowz says
His campaign distracts from democracy, consider it a wash.
InstantClassic257 says
Then stop committing fraud you asshole.
Spoiler: He won’t stop
Riverrat423 says
What is he bitching about, he hasn’t shown up for the campaign anyway. Really, these trials are giving him more press than any other candidate and there is no such thing as bad publicity, right?
ProDiesel says
What he’s really saying is the only way he stays out of prison is becoming president and pardoning himself for everything.
Too bad, so sad loser boy.
Abides1948 says
“Contempt of Court? I’m finding you guilty of Contempt of Me!”
ThirdSunRising says
What is he talking about? He’s been using it for fundraising, with great success. It’s not a distraction from the campaign; it’s *part of the campaign.*
sonambule says
Hmm maybe you shouldn’t have committed crimes then?
squirlz333 says
Well now I know the best way to get away with a crime is to just run for president, if they try to charge me with murder or something then I can just claim it distracts from my campaign
GoodGoodGoody says
I understand he went today for 2 reasons
Micheal Cohen is testifying
And
He must give a 2hour deposition for another trial tonight.