By strange coincidence a vast majority of the kids who spent lunches hanging out in one small section of hall at my high school all turned out to be gay. I used to joke the closest water fountain was the cause. The difference is I was joking, not a complete fucking moron.
The_Paradoxigm says
https://youtu.be/9JRLCBb7qK8
Futueteipsum7 says
Apparently it can turn a whole state stupid, so he’s got that going for him.
babyeatingdingoes says
By strange coincidence a vast majority of the kids who spent lunches hanging out in one small section of hall at my high school all turned out to be gay. I used to joke the closest water fountain was the cause. The difference is I was joking, not a complete fucking moron.
BelmontIncident says
Nonsense. I’ve been drinking tap water for decades and I’m still bisexual.
kittyafrodita says
No one wonders why their heterosexuality is so unstable that a drop of water can change the course of events.
Gilgie says
The article is gone.
iisykotix says
Hey, I’ve already had the mrna shot. What do these people want more of? How much tap water must I actually consume?
JoePikesbro says
He’s so wrong. It’s the fluoride not the water. Where do they find these people?
StrawberryAmara says
Did this appointee understudy Alex Jones and the chemicals in the water turning the frogs gay?
Teethredit says
Must have done his own research
Deeviiniity says
DeNazi, keep digging that hole. You’re starting to terrify everyone, including Republicans.
decentbunni says
Like oil and vinegar, Republicans and reason go together.
Froggyloveee says
He must have become stupid from his tap water.
rankinfile says
Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J67wKhddWu4