Denver Residents Could Earn $1,000 Masturbating as Part of Orgasm Advisory Job

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  1. EastlakeMGM says

    That’s a lot of pressure

  2. CaymanRich says

    Finally a job I’m qualified for.

  3. sloppyredditor says

    /r/colorado mods are about to be quite bored.

  4. LittleRickyPemba says

    > Lovehoney will pay $1,000 a year to their orgasm boardmembers starting in June and will deliver them $250 worth of sex toys each and every month.

    That’s ah… ok then.

  5. NebXan says

    If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

  6. TiredHappyDad says

    So I’ve just been tossing money away?

  7. FastWalkingShortGuy says

    “Massachusetts led the way in prostate massage toys”

    Massholes.

  8. SchrodingersNutsack says

    They forgot to tell people where they were holding interviews, so nobody came.

  9. Bokbreath says

    >Massachusetts led the way in prostate massage toys, Michigan in nipple clamps, Arizona in wearable couple’s vibrators, New York in bed restraints, Ohio in sex dolls, Pennsylvania in butt plugs, and Texas in clitoral suction simulators. Wyoming purchased the fewest sex products last year.

  10. PerfectMoobs says

    Can I get 100 of these jobs/year?

  11. Ozymandias0007 says

    That’s something AI can’t take from the working class.

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