>A cow was hit by a speeding Vande Bharat train in Rajasthan’s Alwar. Parts of the cow fell on a man relieving himself on the track 30 metres away, killing him.
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And that is why you should always be at least 31 meters away when taking a piss near train tracks.
Reminds me of that guy in Brazil dying to a cow falling though the ceiling (from second floor) and his mother going on record that she didn’t raise her son to get killed by a falling cow.
CaymanRich says
r/BrandNewSentence
7loUge says
So death by cow, instead of death from being run over by the train 30 meters down the track?
SelectiveSanity says
>A cow was hit by a speeding Vande Bharat train in Rajasthan’s Alwar. Parts of the cow fell on a man relieving himself on the track 30 metres away, killing him.
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And that is why you should always be at least 31 meters away when taking a piss near train tracks.
Swampwolf42 says
India is becoming the Florida of Asia.
NoWayNotThisAgain says
That’s some Final Destination type shit
Cptkittykat says
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
rimjobnemesis says
Well, now his pee is sacred!
sergius64 says
Reminds me of that guy in Brazil dying to a cow falling though the ceiling (from second floor) and his mother going on record that she didn’t raise her son to get killed by a falling cow.
Joe_Huxley says
That’ll ruin your whole day