A thousand years from now scientists will be like “Hippos in Africa, hippos in Colombia, clearly at some point Colombia and Africa were connected by some kind of land bridge”
This makes zero sense. If the country doesn’t want them there, and is going to ship some out, and flat-out kill others, why are they bothering with sterilization, too? If you can sedate them, you can just euthanize them.
PorkfatWilly says
A thousand years from now scientists will be like “Hippos in Africa, hippos in Colombia, clearly at some point Colombia and Africa were connected by some kind of land bridge”
baconblaster334 says
The last time a country went to war with animals, it didn’t turn out too well. Curious to see how things develop now.
_SofaKingVote_ says
Didn’t they try this with cocaine too?
DaveOJ12 says
Hasn’t this happened before?
inbetween-genders says
They have a lot of cocaine? Can hippos OD on cocaine?
phoemush says
Not a first time a country goes to war with a species
NerdbyanyotherName says
We gonna see Emu War 2.0?
Hippos are essentially walking tanks with teeth, really big teeth with a ton of bite force.
ROGER_SHREDERER says
The answer is we bring in hyenas and let them free to eat the hippos. We’ll collect them at another time a few years down the road.
Gordon_Explosion says
This makes zero sense. If the country doesn’t want them there, and is going to ship some out, and flat-out kill others, why are they bothering with sterilization, too? If you can sedate them, you can just euthanize them.