Back in the 70s I thought I would never hear China struggles to increase its birth rate. We should ALL have low birth rates the planet cant survive our population.
It’s kinda an amazing thing that this generation has realize the ones before us have fucked everything up so much that we refuse to bring anymore kids into the aftermath of their choices.
StrawberryFields_ says
None of these birth-promoting measures ever work. It’s just copium so it feels like they’re doing something to address the issue.
PineappleMelonTree says
“you have 1 week, go!”
FlameYay says
Only way to get birth rate to go up is to make it more affordable to have babies. But, no one wants to do that.
JesradSeraph says
Can’t they just decree more pregnancies directly ?
jaderock says
Just give them a f*cking break!
Lord_Darksong says
One week? I can’t perform under so much pressure.
SiegelGT says
A whole week? They’re so generous.
kenlasalle says
All of this “birth rate” business is nonsense compared to the staggering devestation more than 8 billion people are causing to this planet.
38563856 says
It’s their annual Spring Break. Go enjoy life, nature and love. Click bait title.
mariegriffiths says
Back in the 70s I thought I would never hear China struggles to increase its birth rate. We should ALL have low birth rates the planet cant survive our population.
Syhkane says
Oh good, that’s plenty of time for 79 million dudes who have only rarely the opportunity to even find a girl to just suddenly hook up successfully.
Infernalism says
China’s demographic collapse is way too far along for a free week of kissy-kissy to fix it.
Their population is going to fall to 700 million within this century. Possibly as low as 300 million if shit goes side-ways.
Sawyermblack says
CCP commands you fall in love.
Dynamitefuzz2134 says
It’s kinda an amazing thing that this generation has realize the ones before us have fucked everything up so much that we refuse to bring anymore kids into the aftermath of their choices.
Bravo everyone before Gen X. Bravo.
BorisHamiltonWoof says
China and Russia are running Onion articles