Candy factory fined after workers fall into vat of chocolate

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  1. scot816 says

    *Augustus..?’*

  2. likeasirjohn says

    Well…I hope they learned their lesson.

  3. Michellehas2ls says

    Reporters reached out to Mr Wonka who refused to comment on this issue, more at 6.

  4. Font_Snob says

    Did they go up the tube to the fudge room, or the marshmallow room?

  5. AssociateJaded3931 says

    So, too soon for a Smothers Brothers link?

  6. NicNoletree says

    At least they didn’t candy coat and package them

  7. smokeyfantastico says

    God Dammit Wonka

  8. Overall-Owl1218 says

    “Multi billion dollar Co pays $15k fine for putting 2 contractor’s lives at risk of drowning in chocolate” this does nothing, a fine like that is the cost of tp a month for them 🙄

  9. Bubbly_Toe_8840 says

    Chocolate boys.

  10. Fabulous-Passion3715 says

    Here is what chat gpt has to say:

    Make a funny poem about a factory worker being fined after falling into a vat of chocolate.

    There once was a factory worker named Joe, Who had a knack for slipping and falling, you know, One day while on the job, he took a spill, Right into a vat of chocolate, it gave him a thrill.

    He was covered head to toe, in that sweet, sticky goo, He looked like a truffle, all shiny and new, But when he got up, he heard a loud “Oh no!”, The boss was yelling, “You’ve ruined our flow!”

    Joe tried to explain, but the boss wouldn’t hear, He was fined, and the chocolate was deemed beyond repair, Joe was sad, he had lost all his dough, For falling into that vat, it was a big blow.

    But as he walked out, with a frown on his face, He realized, he was the sweetest guy in the place, And every time, he’d take a lick of his hand, He’d smile and say, “At least, I’ve got a sweet brand.

  11. ChrisWolfling says

    Yippee! Now I am officially a higher percentage of chocolate than a Palmer’s Easter bunny!!!

  12. tupe12 says

    Ok but did a bunch of people start singing?

  13. Daktar89 says

    Come with me

    And you’ll be

    In a world of pure litigation

  14. Constant_Tale_4514 says

    The owner is not liable for any damage as he passed ownership to a boy of pure heart that same day, despite him stealing fizzy lifting drink.

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